I have this dream that there’s this huge Italian family, right, and they’re visiting from out of town, and so of course they go to Volpi’s for a massive six-course dinner. Four hours later, they’re so full of vino that they stumble into the Phoenix Theater, only to see Farewell, Nick Wan onstage. Electronic blips and bleeps fill the hall, and the grandfather starts twerking, the mom stage dives, the children get on stage and sing “Hold On, We’re Going Home” and Aunt Peg throws up on Tom Gaffey’s shoes. Hey, it’s the holidays. Anything can happen on Saturday, Dec. 28, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $8. 707.762.3565.