Haven’t you heard? It’s Judgment Day, baby! On Saturday, May 21, Jesus Christ will return to Earth, the righteous will be lifted up to heaven, the sinners will perish in hellfire and, well, that’ll be it—the End of the World
. This is all according to Christian radio talk show host Howard Camping, who admits his previous declaration that the Rapture would occur in 1994 was based on a “mathematical error.” Well! We’re sure he’s right this time. It’s being advertised on billboards, RVs and newspapers. How could it be wrong? Kiss your loved ones and prepare to hang out with the Lord on Saturday, May 21, all over the whole damn sinning world. Exact time not specified. Sold-out. 800.543.1495.