While the “normal” girls at my elementary school were openly obsessing over Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonathan Taylor Thomas, I had a more closeted celebrity attraction. Chris Isaak’s writhing, water-drenched body in the “Wicked Game” video was enough to cement my undying love for this less-than-likely heartthrob even at the young age of eight. Isaak steals hearts with his come-hither voice and countryish twang on Wednesday, Nov. 23, at the Wells Fargo Center. 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. 8pm. $45.50–$67.50. 707.546.3600.